i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
best gif use ever
its still fucking adorable
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it just becomes a soap opera
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
Mátyás Csiga Halászm, Dark Art Tattoo, Budapest
These are like Sasha Unisex’s designs, only with a border and a real sharpness to them! Really cool.
|guy:||something spooky's happening|
|fred:||k we'll come check it out|
|fred:||daphne, velma come with me|
|shaggy:||but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone|
|velma:||shut up you two|
|shaggy and scooby:||*run into monster*|
|shaggy:||*oblivious to everything*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 1*|
|shaggy and scooby:||*meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 2*|
|*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*|
|velma:||my glasses! i lost my glasses!|
|monster:||*picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 3*|
|monster:||whoops i tripped|
|scooby:||i captured you|
|*they pull the monster's mask off*|
|fred:||oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money|
|suspicious guy:||and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog|
|scooby:||ROOBY ROOBY ROO|
people on this website need to learn how to correct uneducated people without being complete and total asswipes
like goddamn, some people need to be taught, not torn down