Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
|Jesus:||It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.|
|Christian Conservatives:||*hurriedly turn the page*|
so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao